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This is cute.................

> > Where do pets come from?
> >
> > A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided
> > the answer to "Where do pets come from?"
> >
> > Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked
> > with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome
> > here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
> >
> > And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will
> > be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so
> > that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how
> > selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
> > accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
yourselves."
> >
> > And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
> > And it was a good animal.
> > And God was pleased.
> >
> > And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he
> > wagged his tail.
> >
> > And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
> > Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
> >
> > And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal
> > to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection
of
> > my own name, and you will call him DOG."
> >
> > And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them
> > and loved them.
> >
> > And they were comforted.
> >
> > And God was pleased.
> >
> > And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
> >
> > After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and
said,
> > "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and
preen
> > like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has
> > indeed
> > taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
> >
> > And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will
> > be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion
> > will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are
> > not
> > always worthy of adoration."
> >
> > And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
> >
> > And Cat would not obey them.
> >
> > And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that
> > they were not the supreme beings.
> >
> > And Adam and Eve learned humility.
> >
> > And they were greatly improved.
> >
> > And God was pleased.
> >
> > And Dog was happy.
> >
> > And Cat didn't give a shit one way or the other.
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